THE SALINAS BOYS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

May 15th, 2012

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Epic.

We’re not given to over-promising on a car show. In this Rust-N-Rockabilly-Kustom-Kar-Riot!!!!-every-weekend age of fairgrounds car shows with staged burnout contests, shitty rockasilly bands, even shittier pinstriper panel jams and some of the most embarrassing examples of bad taste in hot rods and customs, we find ourselves aching for the legendary vibe of the old Paso Robles, CA West Coast Customs show. Until this past weekend in Salinas, CA with Cole Foster. And that’s right: we said EPIC.

California – the undisputed cradle of American automotive culture – can produce a quickie get-together car show in a In-N-Out parking lot just about anywhere within its borders and there’s a good chance a 1960-something Car Craft magazine cover car might show up to blow your mind. That’s just to be expected. But, even here, some things have gone…well, weird. Steve Sellers’ copper seaweed-flamed shoebox at Billetproof has been replaced by an orange Rhino-lined H2 rolling 26s. At Billetproof. We’ve seen that shit.

So, when Cole called and said he was putting on his first World Championship show on Cinco De Mayo at the Salinas Sports Complex, visions of fucking good taste danced in our heads. And we could only imagine who was going to be there — not unlike the Paso of Olde, Salinas is perfectly situated on the Central Coast: easily accessible by both Northern and Southern California, ripe with its own awesome mix of lowriders, customs, choppers and historic race cars and, of course, the mythic Salinas Boys.

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ANATOMY OF A T-SHIRT

May 4th, 2012

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We’ve been having some issues with our latest t-shirt design; the bitchin’ sketch Tim Conder whipped up that launched our ‘27 Model T hot rod. Many of you have seen that original sketch and we just knew it would make a great shirt design. But we jumped the gun and started the process before we realized we had a huge problem.

See, we had a lo-res scan of Tim’s iconic sketch, but it wasn’t a crisp and clean enough digital file for our screenprinter. And it wasn’t until we asked Tim for the original that we found out it had been lost to the mists of time. Damn.

But, Conder wanted to take a fresh crack at the car, so he sent over a few new sketches. And in typical Conder form, they just RULE. But they also just didn’t have the simplistic economy of line and style and downright bad-assness that the original one did (and remember, he sketches these things, most of the time, on a scrap of whatever’s laying around with a paint gun in one hand, a cell phone in the crook of his neck and talking to a customer at the same time). So, we made the decision to start all over again and painstakingly recreate his original sketch.

If you ordered one of these long-sleeves, fear not! We’re seriously WAY behind getting these done and off to you, but rest assured that they’re being made and will be well worth the wait. We’ve busted out our near-25 year old Rapidographs and are retracing and recreating Tim’s original “Tall T” art from scratch so that the art will stand up to the screenprinting process.

And if you haven’t ordered one yet, get over to the store (here) and plunk down your hard-earned cash. We’ll do you right and thanks for being patient. You can see Tim’s other sketches below and let us know what you think of ‘em…

RFTW

May 3rd, 2012

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So, you’re planning on making the trip to the California Central Coast to hang out with Cole Foster and his Salinas Boys this weekend. Good choice. And we’ll meet you there. And to kick off the epicness, Juan and Deadend Magazine — a website you should bookmark — will be putting on an art auction tomorrow night in Salinas proper.

As for us, we’ll be spooning with Rico “Father Fury” Fodrey in the storage rack above Cole’s shop that night. And no, you can’t come over.

Find out more about the Deadend show (here) and we’ll see you soon!

KOZIK: SNEAKER PIMP

May 2nd, 2012

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When we were kids, one of the first exposures we had to “Big Daddy” Ed Roth was the work Robert Williams did for Roth Studios with his series of waterslide decals of Vietnam-era military machinery-n-monsters. Point is, underground car culture and the military have gone hand-in-hand since, well, the military went motorized.

So, it makes all kinds of sense that artist Frank Kozik would team up with Nike SB to produce a mil-spec type of shoe collabo. Today at Noon (PST), 25 pairs of very limited edition Kozik hi-tops will be up for grabs right (here). Now, from what we hear, there will be more pairs of these olive drabs available, but these 25 pairs will come with the dog tags and the bag.

Go take a look-see and snag a pair for the discerning low-brow art collector in your life who seemingly has everything. You’ll get invited back for their next hash party or slam-blog hipster mustache waxing or whatever those people do for fun…

PRT: A NEW CAR STEREO IN YOUR POCKET

May 1st, 2012

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This week on Product Review Tuesdays, we bring you the new car stereo that turns your iPhone into a head unit: the Devium. What started out as a Kickstarter project, some dude named Paul came up with the idea to turn what is, in actuality, a better navigation system, stereo interface, phone and playlist player into an actual dashboard faceplate. Good idea.

Now, Paul is still working on the release date, but we hear that his new “Dash” should be available by July. And from what we understand, he’ll not only be offering a unit to accommodate the iPhone, but also some other brands as well. We’re guessing that you Blackberry folks are shit-outta-luck, though.

The whole shootin’ match is made up of two parts: the faceplate and the box that goes into the dash and hooks up to your existing stereo system. The faceplate is interchangeable and, apparently, Paul is making some provisions for iPhones that wear cases (Hey, Paul–get in touch with Eric over at Element Case and get hooked up) so they won’t have to be removed every time one gets into one’s car and wants to plug in.

Take a look at Devium’s site for more info on the Dash (here) and get your order placed. We’re wondering how this thing works with the steering wheel controls, though…

ANTIQUE

April 30th, 2012

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Really neat discovery by our buddy, Jamie O’Keefe, curator of the San Francisco Fire Department Museum: a few rare photos of pre-’06 earthquake SFFD equipment. Now, what makes these photos even more valuable is that they were made by Eadward Muybridge –– the photographer who famously made those successive images of the running horse to settle a bet for Leland Stanford, governor of California in the late 1800s.

So, in an age when firemen were privateers and, in some cases, stone thugs, Muybridge caught the equipment of the day on film. We’re floored by the metalshaping that went into this antique apparatus and couldn’t help thinking any gearhead would appreciate it. Hell, those big-n-littles look like a familiar wheel stance trick, but we would’ve dropped that front axle a few inches…

See more (here)

COLE FOSTER: WORLD CHAMPION ON MAY 5!

April 27th, 2012

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A few years ago, we were at Cole Foster’s place in Salinas, CA when he started talking about all those “World Champion” t-shirts and general claims of strange, innocuous, grand, sweeping global conquerings made by just about anyone in the automotive world. “What the fuck,” Cole wondered, “World champion of what? What world? The whole fucking planet Earth? Maybe I’m a five-time world champion –– fuckit, I’m claiming World Champion.”

And so now, years later, the 2012 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP is on like Donkey Kong. Car show, honest-to-gawd TT races, bike show and Cole told us last night that there are gonna be some good bands, too. The Highway Murderers can’t make it because they’re all in rehab (quitters!), but some good Central Coast acts will be there — and it’s on Cinco De Mayo, so there’s that.

And you’ll get to glimpse at least a few of the elusive Salinas Boys, Cole included. Which also means you’ll be able to get up close and personal with some of the most world-championest customs, lowriders, bikes and hot rods of our generation: Cole’s timeless ‘54 Chevy, possibly Kirk Hammett’s ‘36 Ford, Aaron Elliott’s bike, Rico Fodrey’s panhead, Jason Jessee’s late-model Crown Victoria–the Romantic Interceptor, Kutty Noteboom’s Hippy Killer, the Deadend Magazine Impala droptop, Brandon Casquilho’s Bud Light-n-DayQuil cocktail…the possibilities are endless. This is Cole Foster — you just can’t even imagine who might show up for this thing.

So, put this one on your list for this year’s car show plans. You already know you’ll be at whatever bullshit Goodguys show is in your area, maybe Santa Maria, prolly L.A. Roadsters, so change your game and be able to say you were at the very first World Championship back in 2012.

And before it’s all over, somebody is gonna be crowned World Champion. Believe that.

FORM FOLLOWING FUNCTION

April 26th, 2012

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Thanks to Tim Conder for digging up these great old photos

The only thing we love more than the Kent Fuller-chassied, Tommy “The Greek”-striped, Bruno Gianoli-motored, Gotelli Speed Shop-sponsored, Organ Grinders-partied, Rudy The Donkey-supported, Denny Miliani-driven and Terrible Ted-pushed #10 front-engined dragster is the one that came after it: the infamous #19 car that Denny died in. This was probably 1963…

IS THIS…

April 25th, 2012

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…the entrance to the super secret AUTOCULT world headquarters or the plastic tunnel built for the New York World’s Fair in 1964?

Find more great old shit at Electrospark (here).

PRT: THE COVETED CA BLACK PLATE

April 24th, 2012

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scan courtesy Stu Harmon

This week on Product Review Tuesdays, we bring you a product that’s been anticipated for about as long as old cars in California have been collected: the “black plate,” yellow plate and blue California license plates.

Up till now, the state of California has been fairly straightforward in its laws on what it calls “YOM” license plates (Year Of Manufacture): as long as you have two identical plates and the DMV runs a check on their current ownership (or lack thereof) and show up clear on its records, a CA resident can use YOM plates on a newly registered vehicle up through 1963 (which is a rolling cutoff year). But, then again, the real world dictates that it all depends on the DMV office you go to and the interpretation of the laws by the drone you’re either lucky or unlucky enough to get facing you after your 4.5 hour wait.

We’ve seen every trick in the book to get around these laws: guys who offer to paint your new plates black and yellow, ordering new personalized plates with identical numbers to the single black plate you found at a swap meet for $5 and then just running that old plate (so that when you get pulled over for racing, at least your one plate comes up as valid by the po-po), ordering a set of restored original YOM plates from that guy on Ebay for a couple hundy, the list goes on.

But the California DMV has finally caught on. Took ‘em long enough. We can just imagine how that conversation went: “Hey, we’re just not making much profit on those personalized plates with the big, stupid whale tale background and we keep hearing about the near fist-fights at DMVs over those old, busted-up license plates those rockabilly kids bring in to register…I gotta idea…”

So, once the DMV gets enough orders for these plates, we’ll be able to run our new vintage-looking plates with modern number/character combinations. Now, the new styles only go back as far as 1956, when the yellow field/black character plate was used with annually updated “year” tabs till 1963 when the well-known “black plate” came into use.

In typical DMV form, if you go to the official site (here), you won’t easily find any information about the new/old plate program, titled AB1658. So, we suggest you call or just go to the DMV in person if you have 5 hours to kill. The law states that 7,500 plates must be ordered on or before January 1, 2014. Hell, we can think of 7,500 people who’d want them right off the top of our head, so that shouldn’t be a problem.

The problem is going to make itself fairly evident when you actually go to the DMV and try to tell that drone behind the counter that you want the new, special plates that look old with new numbers with old paint for your new old car. Right.