CORPORATE ESPIONAGE SPY PHOTOS JUST IN!

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They’re grainy, washed-out and kinda shitty, but these shots from the stealth flatbill-camera of our ACF double-agent posing as a faux-bro in “CFL” stunner-shades, cheap Wal-Mart knockoff Dickies and a pair of Mexican blanket Vans-wannabe slip-ons are all we retrieved, since he only got so far inside the Conder Custom shop before being shot with cat tranquilizer darts, blindfolded and shipped to the set of NY Ink with “Strong Beach, bitch” Sharpie-ed across his receding hairline. We get a cold shiver up our spines just thinking about it. Lost a good man, there.

Anyhoo, we dug into the shots we were able to salvage and this little BSA custom looks like it’s shaping up to be just a bitchin’ little scooter. Part cafe racer, part salt flats runner, part chop, part mod, part German Expressionist. Dig it. We’ll have to send another agent to infiltrate Conder Custom as this thing progresses, but there’s a ton of moral responsibility to consider, first (shudder). Shame what they did to that guy.

One Response to “CORPORATE ESPIONAGE SPY PHOTOS JUST IN!”

  1. Brian says:

    DAMN SWEET CONDER!!!!!!!!!

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