PRT: THE PURPLE SKULL

purple skull

This week on Product Review Tuesday, we bring you something out of reach for most of us, but the ultimate in hot rod expression: the white gold and diamond-eyed Ralph Lauren Purple Label skull cufflinks!

Now, we know what you’re thinking: “Hell, I ain’t got no reason to wear no goldchainer suit…I’m a working man…” But here’s the thing: you’re still a man. And a man, throughout his life, will find himself in the position to wear a suit from time to time. Some more than others, but still –– you’re a dude and in this neck of the planet, a dude needs a suit. And if you need a suit, you should step it up and get a pair of cufflinks.

And if you’re in need of a set of links, consider what Ralph Lauren –– a car guy, as we’ve proven here over the years –– has made available: not only a bitchin’ pair of skull cufflinks, but little white gold skulls with moveable jaws that –– get this –– reveal diamonds in the vacant eye sockets when the jaw extends! A whole ton of great action going on just inches above your phalanges, kid!

Now, this much neatness doesn’t come cheap. About Ten Large is gonna get you a set. But, for the car guy who’ll spend that much on a half-decent motor that’ll probably grenade at some point in the not-too-distant future, these little guys can become a family heirloom that gets passed down from hotrodder to hotrodder, long outlasting your own delicate skull.

Take a look (here) and pick up a set for us, too, willya? We left our checkbook at the house…

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